'Til Kingdom Come

Things that never happened:

Doomsday
Elizabeth I in the 50th
Sherly/Janine UGH
Donna going back to her dumb life and forgetting
Nine just for one season

Marta | 18 | Italy

Whovian, Sherlockian, Swiftie, kinda in the Spn fandom but not really bc I never watched it, have a degree in procrastinating and panicking at the same time

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pupkid:

i better get an A+ on this powerpoint


Once you get this, you must share 5 random facts about yourself, and then send it to your 10 favourite followers.

1. apparently i’m in your top ten of favourite followers and that is making me so stupidly happy right now

2. i’m italian but i’m probably moving to london this september and the fact terrifies me (but it’s also very cool and exciting)

3. i looooove my boobs. like, they are so amazing to touch. wtf marta, why would you say that in a fucking public website jfc

4. all i want from evolution is for it to allow people in the future (and possibly me as well) not to wash their hair. like, i want hair to be always clean. i hate it when it is dirty. it instantly gives a negative impression to people, if someone’s hair is dirty. plus, it’s so annoying in the winter, or when you run out of hot water. i like taking showers and baths (oh god i love baths) but seriously that should all be about the PLEASURE of it, and of cleaning your body, not your fucking HAIR 

5. all the mobile phones i ever owned never reached 2 years of life. they are stolen, broken, lost, launched  from a window at a party (yes that happened), or whatever before they reach 2 years of existence. so sad.

WHY ERROR THERE IS NO ERROR LET ME SHARE MY LOVE FOR ALBA YOU POTATO-WITH-EYES INTERNET CONNECTION

bowties-and-cheekbones:

read this fic, you won’t regret

well, your whole body will ache for several chapters straight

but you’ll love it

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

michielhuisman-daily:

I believe this is from elle?

rointheta:

The way Ten looks at Rose
— requested by anon

european:

getting compared to the classmate you hate by your teacher is just wrong

GUYS

maybewordsmith:

justplainsomething:

schnickledooger:

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?

“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”

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Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^

Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.

A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?

linnealurks:

mademoisellefayette:

Yes I love Moffat’s DW

Yes I enjoy Moffat’s writing

No I don’t think Moffat is sexist racist or homophobic

No I don’t care if you have a problem with that, because I am entitled to form my own opinions and I’m entitled to like things you don’t, I don’t need your magical social justice seal of approval to go about my daily life.

Yes, you are entitled to form your own opinions.

Other people are also entitled to disagree with them, and tell you so.

People who disagree with you about Moffat on Tumblr are not intending to alter your daily life.

I’m not sure what your point is.

youthingly:

extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

^ that comment gives this whole photo a a different meaning

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

#NOTALLDUCKS